HOW TO TURN A :( INTO A :) IN TEN SIMPLE STEPS

INGREDIENTS
- Banana Skin

STEPS
1) Place the banana skin on the floor.
2) Retreat a few steps.
3) Walk.
4) Step on the banana skin.
5) Slip and fall.
6) Hit the back of your head hard.
7) Make sure you hit your head real hard.
8) Get a concussion.
9) Forget everything
10) :)

the harder i try, the harder it gets.
at least i tried :(

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today was a relatively sian day. i woke up at 6.10. which is very late considering i normally wake up at 5.45. but super me brushed my teeth peed changed had a cup of milo and a cream puff in the lift and reached the bus stop at 6.16. i think thats really really commendable. but i panted for a very long time afterwards. haha.

lessons were soso i guess. mr koh is back :D

and i was irritated by a lot of pple today. which made me indirectly irritated at somebody else and about every other thing. this is called ams. after-menstrual-stress. haha.

anyway. tomorrow is national day celebrations. and the whole school is gng to look like baboon asses. red. cant understand why we cant wear white. its on the national flag too. and it represents purity and i dunno wad.

and i hv to chiong la film now. which makes me irritated at somebody else. baaaaaaaah.

shall go chiong now. and im gna wear a very chio red tee tmr. ha.

i read something from my brother's GP homework today. and i found it pretty amusing. the essay is titled "agression".

"In Italy for thiry years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

don't you find it amusing? haha.

and tommy will go: "OH SWITZERLAND! *GUFFAWS*" cos thats my country. i am a swissy. my country for mock un that is. *GUFFAWS LIKE TOMMY*

and i bought a new jacket today from ipzone :D it cost $15. cheap hor? keok's favourite shopping mall (east point) that ipzone shop was having a sale. haha. they are always on sale. and the jacket is black and purple. hoohoo.

and i love next week's timetable. monday tuesday. and wedsnesday is celebrations day. and tada LOOOOONG weekend :D i like :D and my mother said we can go watch Rush Hour 3. YAY!

没有人看得见 我心深处的阴暗面

sometimes i think i think too much.
sometimes its a coincedence too many.
sometimes i just wish i was right.
sometimes i almost think i am right.

but i know its impossible.

I FINISHED READING DEATHLY HALLOWS :D

no spoilers here. but i need to comment on sth. i have the same birthday as james potter. HAHA. ok nth impt. LOL.



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I LOVE THE WEASLEY TWINS :D












they are 21
they are single
they are damn cute
they both can drive
they have a bearded collie which is my fave breed of dog :D
and they are both 1.91m tall

just in case u din knw, fred is the one normally in red and george is the blue one. James Andrew Eric Phelps was fred and Oliver Martyn John Phelps was george. AND AND AND JAMES PHELPS LEAST FAVOURITE SUBJECT IS CHEMISTRY. WOOOHOOO!

this just replaced me jolene leeyan and wenyi as my desktop wallpaper. haha.

i feel so relieved and relaxed. finally. maybe i should have done so earlier then there wun be so many problems. at least its all over. or at least i hope so. many may not approve of what i have done, but i guess its not up to them to decide whether its wrong or not because they arent exactly involved. they dunno how i feel. just because i dun show, doesnt mean im emotionless or neutral towards this whole fiasco. its my life and i will choose how i live it. i know i did what is best for me, and hopefully for those around me. this whole thing involved too many pple who shouldnt be involved at all. i guess i have to say sorry. but well, lets all just get on with life the way we want it to be, and the way it shoud be.

i hope my harry potter comes tmr.

and im aching all over.